I need help removing her.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize