how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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