I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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