and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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