if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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