he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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