I hate your face
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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