i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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