Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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