Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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