fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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