Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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