I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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