i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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