At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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