After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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