You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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