Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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