Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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