you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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