no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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