I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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