weddingsv make me drug and hornr
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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