Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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