im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
did you get engaged???
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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