And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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