Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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