I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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