I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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