I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
