she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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