Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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