My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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