I'm lost and stupid without you.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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