The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Do vagina's smell?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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