im having a threesome with these popsicles
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I believe in your delicious
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