so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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