There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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