they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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