I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Randomize
