Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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