I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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