Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
