this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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