It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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