this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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