Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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