I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
