The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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