I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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