someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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