Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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