You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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