Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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