I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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